long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */
// // _oo0oo_ // o8888888o // 88" . "88 // (| -_- |) // 0\ = /0 // ___/`---'\___ // .' \\| |// '. // / \\||| : |||// \ // / _||||| -:- |||||- \ // | | \\\ - /// | | // | \_| ''\---/'' |_/ | // \ .-\__ '-' ___/-. / // ___'. .' /--.--\ `. .'___ // ."" '< `.___\_<|>_/___.' >' "". // | | : `- \`.;`\ _ /`;.`/ - ` : | | // \ \ `_. \_ __\ /__ _/ .-` / / // =====`-.____`.___ \_____/___.-`___.-'===== // `=---=' // // // ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ // // 佛祖保佑 永无BUG //
「バグがないことを神に感謝します」
#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers
// // Dear maintainer: // // Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine, // and have realized what a terrible mistake that was, // please increment the following counter as a warning // to the next guy: // // total_hours_wasted_here = 42
//魔法。 触れないでください。
AngularJSの解説。
Quake III Arenaのソースについてコメントしてください。
ビューソース：http：//theoatmeal.com/
セルゲイブリンの概要
/* Stupid CSS hack because IE sucks */
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Flickr-写真共有へようこそ
mozillaプロジェクトのホーム
フリップカート
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「...クロールするだけです。」
MS-DOSオペレーティングシステム：
ソース： オナラとf-bombs：Microsoftの初期のコードに隠されたジョークを見る
.EXEファイルに記録します。
If you can read this, you too could become a great hacker!
SpankBangのソースコード
Animeshkaウェブサイト。
/** * For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones, * the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest, * fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men, * I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, * never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, * never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. */
//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing //Now, God only knows
// Autogenerated, do not edit. All changes will be undone.
// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will // have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets // released into the public.
// drunk, fix later
Catch (Exception e) { //who cares? }
/* * You may think you know what the following code does. * But you dont. Trust me. * Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless * night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever * enough to "optimize" the code below. * Now close this file and go play with something else. */
//This code sucks, you know it and I know it. //Move on and call me an idiot later.
// If this comment is removed the program will blow up
//Dear future me. Please forgive me. //I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.
options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
// I have to find a better job
// Catching exceptions is for communists
// Houston, we have a problem
// If I from the future read this I'll back in time and kill myself.
// This is crap code but it's 3 am and I need to get this working
//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.
B FUBAR # OK, I give up. Halt & take a dump!
/* don't ask, don't touch */
/* If you are reading this, I want you to know that I am probably on some kind of FBI watch-list because I googled “how to kill all children while leaving the parents alive”. So yeah, Linux is brutal */
/* ^ ^ * \______ ______/ * \ * \ / * / * ----- ------ /----\ * || -< Boo! | * /__\ \----/ * \______________/ * \/\/\/\/\/\/\/ * ------------ */
/* This following code is a work of fiction. Variables, methods, classes and interfaces are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons's code, living, dead or in coma is purely coincidental. */
/* * * ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! * * * | | | * )_) )_) )_) * )___))___))___) * )____)____)_____)\ * _____|____|____|____\\\__ *---------\ /--------- * ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ * ^^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^ * ^^^^ ^^^ * * */
// somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Login screen // somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass .
//If you have reached here, you're probably doing something wrong.
//Increase the counter when you have tried hard to optimize this code and failed. //total_hours_wasted=21
// No comments, as it was hard to code, it should be hard to understand.
//f**k the customers.
/* Please work */
//Hey John, please fix the errors. //Hey Abraham, please fix the errors. //Abraham says F**k you both .
/* The CEO of the company (and my former boss) sold the company leaving me free to comment the code as I should have. The former CEO of the company will be referred to as Dip Shit, or DS for short. DS thinks he is a software developing genius. Unfortunately for me (the maintenance programmer) I spent too much time cleaning up Dip's Shit. DS is a daredevil developer. Like Evel Knievel his code uses the GOTO statement frequently jumping daringly from a code module into the middle of an IF...THEN structure in a different module that has nothing to do with the first module. Speaking of IF structures DS loves them. He has no idea what a CASE or SWITCH logic block is. Instead, I get to play code archaeologist, and dig though a massively nested (and un- indented) IF...THEN...ELSE logic blocks. DS thinks of himself as clever, and this shows though with the variable names he chooses: global i=0; global dateMyWife = 1; datesAreAFruit = '12/12/98'; giveDatesToMyWife = datesAreAFruit + dateMyWife; if (someStuid) { giveDatesToMyWife = false; } // Ryan. Why does this sometimes crash? if (giveDatesToMyWife) goto :hotTub // Well, DS because you changed giveDatesToMyWife data type, (also, adding an integer to the string -- which the compiler warned you about)... Anyway in a weakly typed language you obtained drain bramage by conditionally changing the data type from a string to a Boolean, so that when the if(giveDatesToMyWife) executes, when the variable is a string the program correctly crashes -- because a string is not a conditional bool type. Also, since someStuid is global, the invisible pink unicorn only knows where this value is set, or where and in what modules it gets changed. DS only knows how to scope variables as global. Stating when he "tried using local, or private, my programs would always error with variable not found error, so it's just easier to make everything a global." I could go on, but as you dig though this flying-spaghetti- monster nightmare code you will see what I mean. */
var c = 0, safeCounter; ... safeCounter = function () { ... c++; // this is not subliminal ... }, ...
int x; // x is an int int y; // y is an int int z; // z is an int /* more code here ... */ if (x) // do something here return x; else if (x == 0) // do something else here return y; else // do something entirely different return z;
VMWareソースのコメント：
//This exception should never happen, if it does gods help us.
それでも、ITはかつて起こりましたが、神は助けませんでした...
大型ハドロン衝突型加速器はまだ世界を破壊しましたか？
ソースApollo 11
そして最後に、魂の叫び：
# Stop using anal as a variable! # Wherever I look I see anal this and anal that! # So please stop. # Use analyze or xbvvzr or whatever and not anal_insert or anal_check
PS
// I'm sorry.