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     ║ p  p:  Gleb Tuller, 2:461/212.25 (05 Oct 03 13:41) 
      
        
        
        
      
     ║  :  All 
      
        
        
        
      
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     Hi, All! 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     [ /_*...   ... ,   ...*_/ ] 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     ~+LL...............................................................L 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     p: Vladimir Pertzel 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     >===[Haiku]=== 
      
        
        
        
      
        p,  p  p. 
      
        
        
        
      
     p   ,    p  -  
      
        
        
        
      
     .  p  Dark Shadow  p. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     Imagine if instead of cryptic, geeky text strings, your 
      
        
        
        
      
     computer produced error message in haiku... 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     A file that big? 
      
        
        
        
      
     It might be very useful. 
      
        
        
        
      
     But now it is gone. 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     The Web site you seek 
      
        
        
        
      
     cannot be located but 
      
        
        
        
      
     endless others exist 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     Chaos reigns within. 
      
        
        
        
      
     Reflect, repent, and reboot. 
      
        
        
        
      
     Order shall return. 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     ABORTED effort: 
      
        
        
        
      
     Close all that you have. 
      
        
        
        
      
     You ask way too much. 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     First snow, then silence. 
      
        
        
        
      
     This thousand dollar screen dies 
      
        
        
        
      
     so beautifully. 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     With searching comes loss 
      
        
        
        
      
     and the presence of absence: 
      
        
        
        
      
     "My Novel" not found. 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     The Tao that is seen 
      
        
        
        
      
     Is not the true Tao, until 
      
        
        
        
      
     You bring fresh toner. 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     Windows NT crashed. 
      
        
        
        
      
     I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
      
        
        
        
      
     No one hears your screams. 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     Stay the patient course 
      
        
        
        
      
     Of little worth is your ire 
      
        
        
        
      
     The network is down 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     A crash reduces 
      
        
        
        
      
     your expensive computer 
      
        
        
        
      
     to a simple stone. 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     Yesterday it worked 
      
        
        
        
      
     Today it is not working 
      
        
        
        
      
     Windows is like that 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     Three things are certain: 
      
        
        
        
      
     Death, taxes, and lost data. 
      
        
        
        
      
     Guess which has occurred. 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     You step in the stream, 
      
        
        
        
      
     but the water has moved on. 
      
        
        
        
      
     This page is not here. 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     Out of memory. 
      
        
        
        
      
     We wish to hold the whole sky, 
      
        
        
        
      
     But we never will. 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     Having been erased, 
      
        
        
        
      
     The document you're seeking 
      
        
        
        
      
     Must now be retyped. 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     Rather than a beep 
      
        
        
        
      
     Or a rude error message, 
      
        
        
        
      
     These words: "File not found." 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     Serious error. 
      
        
        
        
      
     All shortcuts have disappeared. 
      
        
        
        
      
     Screen. Mind. Both are blank. 
      
        
        
        
      
     ===[end]=== 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     ~+LL...............................................................L 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     [ /_*...   ... ,   ...*_/ ] 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     ex [TEAM -p]                 {  } . 
      
        
        
        
      
     ■■■ GoldED/386 3.0.1 
      
        
        
        
      
     √ Origin: I was born for dying (2:461/212.25) 
      
        
        
        
      
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     Your file was so big.              A file that big? 
      
        
        
        
      
     It might be very useful.           It might be very useful. 
      
        
        
        
      
     But now it is gone.                But now it is gone. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     (     p ``Aborted effort''  p p.) 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
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     but Countless more exist.          endless others exist 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
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     pp.  p     p  Ru.Computer.Humor: 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     First snow, then silence. 
      
        
        
        
      
     This thousand dollar screen dies 
      
        
        
        
      
     so beautifully. 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     With searching comes loss 
      
        
        
        
      
     and the presence of absence: 
      
        
        
        
      
     "My Novel" not found. 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     The Tao that is seen 
      
        
        
        
      
     Is not the true Tao, until 
      
        
        
        
      
     You bring fresh toner. 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     Rather than a beep 
      
        
        
        
      
     Or a rude error message, 
      
        
        
        
      
     These words: "File not found." 
      
        
        
        
      
     - - - - - - - - - - - - 
      
        
        
        
      
     Serious error. 
      
        
        
        
      
     All shortcuts have disappeared. 
      
        
        
        
      
     Screen. Mind. Both are blank. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
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     I ate your Web page. 
      
        
        
        
      
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     And tart on my tongue. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
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       . 
      
        
        
        
      
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     Your file was so big. 
      
        
        
        
      
     It might be very useful. 
      
        
        
        
      
     But now it is gone. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
         
      
        
        
        
      
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     The website you seek 
      
        
        
        
      
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     Countless more exist. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
       
      
        
        
        
      
       ,  p ── 
      
        
        
        
      
      
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     Chaos reigns within. 
      
        
        
        
      
     Reflect, repent and reboot. 
      
        
        
        
      
     Order shall return. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
       p. 
      
        
        
        
      
     , pp ── 
      
        
        
        
      
     p p. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     Aborted effort. 
      
        
        
        
      
     Close all that you have worked on. 
      
        
        
        
      
     You ask far too much. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
      . 
      
        
        
        
      
      p,   p. 
      
        
        
        
      
      ! 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     First snow, then silence. 
      
        
        
        
      
     This thousand dollar screen dies 
      
        
        
        
      
     so beautifully. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
      ──  . 
      
        
        
        
      
      p 
      
        
        
        
      
      pp. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     With searching comes loss 
      
        
        
        
      
     and the presence of absence: 
      
        
        
        
      
     "My Novel" not found. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
       p, 
      
        
        
        
      
      : 
      
        
        
        
      
     ,, `` ──  . 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     The Tao that is seen 
      
        
        
        
      
     Is not the true Tao, until 
      
        
        
        
      
     You bring fresh toner. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     H   ── 
      
        
        
        
      
     p  ,  
      
        
        
        
      
     p  . 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     Windows NT crashed. 
      
        
        
        
      
     I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
      
        
        
        
      
     No-one hears your screams. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
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       p p 
      
        
        
        
      
       
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     Yesterday it worked. 
      
        
        
        
      
     Today it is not working. 
      
        
        
        
      
     Windows is like that. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     p p. 
      
        
        
        
      
       p. 
      
        
        
        
      
       . 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     Stay the patient course. 
      
        
        
        
      
     Of little worth is your ire. 
      
        
        
        
      
     The network is down. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     p p. 
      
        
        
        
      
     H  p. 
      
        
        
        
      
     H   . 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     A crash reduces 
      
        
        
        
      
     Your expensive computer 
      
        
        
        
      
     To a simple stone. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     pp  
      
        
        
        
      
      p p 
      
        
        
        
      
        
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     Three things are certain: 
      
        
        
        
      
     Death, taxes and lost data. 
      
        
        
        
      
     Guess which has occurred. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     p  p: 
      
        
        
        
      
     p, ,  . 
      
        
        
        
      
      . 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     You step in the stream, 
      
        
        
        
      
     But the water has moved on. 
      
        
        
        
      
     This page is not here. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
       p, 
      
        
        
        
      
     H   . 
      
        
        
        
      
     p  . 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     Out of memory. 
      
        
        
        
      
     We wish to hold the whole sky, 
      
        
        
        
      
     But we never will. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
      . 
      
        
        
        
      
       , 
      
        
        
        
      
     H   . 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     Having been erased, 
      
        
        
        
      
     The document you're seeking 
      
        
        
        
      
     Must now be retyped. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     p  , 
      
        
        
        
      
        ──   
      
        
        
        
      
     pp . 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     Rather than a beep 
      
        
        
        
      
     Or a rude error message, 
      
        
        
        
      
     These words: "File not found." 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
      p 
      
        
        
        
      
      p  ── 
      
        
        
        
      
      ,,  ``. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     Serious error. 
      
        
        
        
      
     All shortcuts have disappeared. 
      
        
        
        
      
     Screen. Mind. Both are blank. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
      p:  
      
        
        
        
      
     p  ──  
      
        
        
        
      
     p  p. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
     I ate your Web page. 
      
        
        
        
      
     Forgive me; it was tasty 
      
        
        
        
      
     And tart on my tongue. 
      
        
        
        
      
     
      
        
        
        
      
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