Phone scammers. Act Four, Final ...

... in which I try to play the false Anna, but she is ready for everything believes everything.



Navigation by previous “actions”:

• Step Three, in which I receive documentation that my bank cell has been created
• The second action, in which I break down and run to the nearest ATM
• The first action in which I am kindly told about other scammers

False Anna promised to call me every ten minutes. "Worried," so that I arrived safe and sound. In fact, I think that her reluctance to leave me alone for a long time is due to the fact that I did not have the desire / need to call her back and get on the real subscriber of that phone number.



I was already bored just portraying cotton. In general, the essence of fraud was already clear. In my hands were their "documents." Plus, I realized that I wouldn’t be able to portray depositing funds to an ATM normally. Not really standing at the ATM. And I, again, all this time sat in one place, at my desk, in front of the computer.



Therefore, everything went to the fact that you can behave somehow more interesting. False Anna's first call was to come at a time when I was "riding the bus." I was already sitting and inventing a star script, as she dialed me a little earlier. It turned out that the actor from me is so-so. It turned out some garbage. And the most annoying, in a hurry I forgot to press the call record button. The first pancake was lumpy. And I began in a hurry to invent the final creative at the Tinkoff ATM.



The scenario loomed like this. She calls me, I go up to the shopping center, go into the lobby and see that my target ATM is blazing fire. The loud sounds of fire engines are heard, I am leaving the street, telling all this to my interlocutor. She answered me: “yes you persecute”, and I haughtily to her “but you yourself do not drive ??”. We giggle at each other and diverge in different directions.



I couldn’t come up with anything quicker, sorry. :) A video was quickly found with the sound of a fire truck (hence the cover of this post, yes):





The sound level in the speakers is turned to maximum. I have good speakers. If it turned out to be quieter than a real siren, then very slightly. All applications on the computer are closed, which could ruin my special effects with my notifications during the siren. Gmail, votsap, telegram - everything is in the furnace. And here he is, the coveted incoming call.



(silence on the line first)

- Hello?



- Hello, yes, Name Patronymic, I'm listening to you!

“Well, I’m right now approaching Fan Fan.”



- Yeah.

“I'll be there soon, something ...”



- As you approach, tell me ...

- Something is the same, something a lot of people are running to meet me. It’s somehow strange ... Now I’m just entering the hall.



- Yes of course.

- Oh, wow! Then the ATM is just Tinkoff on fire, can you imagine? The people are running ...



- Again?

- Some kind of fire here in the lobby, in short ... Oh! The car is going ... Wow, damn it. People here are evacuated, in short. Your Tinkov ATM was somehow, damn it ... Did you know something about this, I was specially sent here?



(the sound of a fire siren ... an infection, on the record you can hear that it is somehow not very loud, although distinct ... I expected that false Anna would jump from the pipe from surprise, this obviously did not work)



“N-no, of course.”

- Something is some kind of tin. What to do now? I just ran out of there now.



- Ah ... I didn’t understand a bit. That is, the ATM does not work for you?

- Well, yes, there was a fire right in the lobby, there, a fireman arrived.



- Now then I will try to find the nearest ATM location from you ...

(oh space, is she serious ???)

- Still somewhere to go or what ???



- I think there is still some Tinkoff ATM nearby.

(her, we do not have the whole night ahead, so you can have fun forever ...)

- Something I don’t know damn, something I dashed off. And so I suffered in the bus.



“I understand, you too (not legible).” Excuse me, please.

- Something, I’m probably just going home. Three percent of these are yours ... Somehow this ... It seems a little compensation for all these nerves tonight.



- I understand. But you also understand me as an employee ... and now the nearest Tinkoff branch ... Tinkoff ATM ... I think it is not far from you.

- This one was far from Sberbank from the past. Quite.



- Now. Just a couple of minutes.



(pause for 1.5 minutes)



- Name Patronymic, the closest to you is in the supermarket Kirovsky, Belinsky 108. This is the closest.



(and here at 3:33 I could not stand it anymore)



- Girl, well, let's do it. I give up. I'm honestly tired, in short. Thank you for your time, but I no longer have the strength to play you. Come on, bye.



(false Anna herself answered the phone, keeping deathly silence)



For all fans to “listen”, in this action I immediately post the recording of the conversation. She is the shortest here, she did not have to spend a lot of time cleaning her. As far as I couldn’t figure out the embedd of soundcloud entries on the Habr pages, I had to make a short video out of audio. And so that you do not look at the black screen, I found the face of a pretty swamp kikimora. I would like to believe that false Anna was no less pretty.





I will add audio recordings for the second and third actions of my soap opera to posts over the next few days, which I will definitely notify everyone in the comments. Who is waiting for the recording - just subscribe to the notifications and you will hear them soon.