लेकिन नियत समय में (लगभग सात साल पहले) मैंने खुद कुछ समय के लिए रचनात्मक खोज के लिए समर्पित किया, जो कि रूसी जैसे हॉक जैसे त्रुटि संदेशों में अनुवाद किया गया था जो कि सिलेबल्स की संख्या में अधिक सही होगा।
मुझे लगता है कि 8 अक्टूबर, 2003 को फिदोनेट गूंज सम्मेलन Ru.Hokku में किए गए संदेश का एक टुकड़ा - हबराब्र पर मेरे काम के परिणाम को लाने के लिए यह बहुत अच्छा नहीं है। यह मेरा अनुवाद था जो बाद में फ़िडोनेट और इंटरनेट पर फैल गया (उदाहरण के लिए,
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Hi, All!
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Imagine if instead of cryptic, geeky text strings, your
computer produced error message in haiku...
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
- - - - - - - - - - - -
A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: "File not found."
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
===[end]===
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"My Novel" not found.
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(यह अफ़सोस की बात है कि हाबराहाब पर <code> तत्व का फ़ॉन्ट बहुत छोटा है।
लेकिन कुछ भी नहीं किया जाना है।)